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I have a great group of friends, and believe me when I say that they cover the gamut when it comes to wealth, knowledge, humour, experience and ages.  So when ever we get together there is always lots to talk about and lots to say.  The problem with that is that invariably someone at some time will say something that the second it comes out of their mouth they wish they could take it back..

PEOPLE-ISMS is a compilation of some of those funny things that I have heard from my friends over the years.  I keep adding to it as things come up, and they always do.

Enjoy.

Mrs. Flinn on the topic of having more kids

Shake- "Are you guys D...O...N...E?"
Donna-- "Nope, we're done"

 

The Dog again ....a message he left on Penny's wall in Facebook

Penny you can blame who you want but just don't blame me for that performance :-) I still had a lot of fun even know I was left at the alter...

Conversation with Melissa and Ryan as they folded clothes

Melissa----"Here Ryan you can help fold some clothes, take my panties and this towel"

Ryan---"Hmmm, ooojjll...ga..pantiieeeesss....ugh guh husg"

Melissa----"yah I know, mommy needs some new panties these ones are getting kind of rackety"

Conversation with the Dog in the Turks talking about the garbage incineration plant on the island.

Shake--"what's that shitty smell?"
Doggo--"that's the islands garbage incineration plant, all the refuse goes there to be burned, the islands not big enough to have a landfill"
Shake--"that's nice you got a bunch of billionaires sun tanning on the beach with that stench in the air?
Doggo--"Naahh we almost never smell it, today's wind is really strange,   normally it comes out of the East West and blows directly off the Island."

Conversation with Whacker at the Twenty Twenty the night before the beagle

Whacker----"So you have an odd number for the beagle eh?"
Shake----"Yeah, but its no biggie, we can just have the last group play as  threesomes instead of twosomes in the scramble and alternate shot part."
Whacker---"Nice...how the hell you goona play a three man alternate shot?"

Conversation with the Dog while he was home for the Beagle
As we get to the top of Smythe street turning left onto Prospect he looks into the strip mall that sits where
the old Ponderosa Steak house used to be  and says

"Music Stop......Hmmmmmm.......I wonder what they sell in there?"

Conversation between Danielle and Hotrod inside the clubhouse

Hotrod---"Danielle could you take out a bottle of red wine for me and shake and put it somewhere cool"
Danielle---"How about down here in this cupboard"
Hotrod---"I don't care as long as when we go to drink it its not 110 degrees like it normally is, is that cupboard cool?"
Danielle---"I'm not sure how cool it is but the sun doesn't get in there"

Conversation with Lingley on the golf course

Lingley--"I've started a walking program to help me with my health"
Shake--"That's great, what part of the program do those chips your eating fall under, they should be good for your cholesterol?"
Lingley--" I'll have you know my cholesterol is perfect , it's less than 5 and I only take one pill a day for it"

Conversation with Doug Macafee on the Golf Cart at the Fredericton Invitational

shake--"nice of you to bring the rum and Coke Macafee, where did you hide the ice?"
Macafee--"I didn't bring any ice"
Shake--"No Ice, that's uncivilized!"
Macafee--"I prefer to think of it as an inconvenience"

Conversation with the Dog about our trip to Florida

Shake---"Doggo, I've got everything booked and our week planned for Florida, just bring lots of cash and your hammers"
Doggo--"That's great shake, I knew I could leave it in your cable hands"